Funny SMS

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Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
2.
Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,koi bole u r stupid cool lekin,
koi bole u r beautiful thappar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hai
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Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bheje us ko Bandar ki Pappi.
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.
6.
Aaj ka sawal....mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti haivery simpleagar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai
agar amer hai to kani parti hai
7.
Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya
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Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
9.
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR&Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
10.
Khwab ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhu
11.
DONO EYES PE
DONO CHEEKS PE
DO BAR LIPS PE
EK BAR NECK PE
DO BAR NECK SE ZRA NEECHE
SONE se pehle
Cold cream ZAROOR LAGAIN..
12.
Sorry! galti se yeh msg aapko send ho gaya hai,niche mat parhna niche galat malat likha hua hai.
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"GALAT-MALAT"
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …one heart that would always beat for you …You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
14.
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely& feel that U have lost every thing,I will come, Hold your hand,take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
15.
Maine tumhare yadon mein,ro ro ke tub bhar diya,Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,ki naha dho ke chal diye.