Question

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?


Nurse:How do you feel after your operation?
Patient:Quite all right,only I can feel two
hearts beating inside me.
Nurse:No wonder the doctor who operated on you were looking for his watch everywhere just now.